I know.

Went trick or treating with my friends yesterday. If we didn't get any candy, we'd leave notes (written with Halloween make-up) in their letterboxes.

I have buried your pumpkin.

I have licked all your candy.

I have drunk all your milk.

I have all your Nirvana-albums.

I have your WC-duck.

You have slept in your bed.



I have patted your cat.

I know how much you weigh.

I know how much you earn.

I have poisoned your salad.

I have beaten up your carrot.

Guess where this note has been.

I know where your letterbox lives.

I know where you parked your shoes.

I ate your last crisp.

I know.

Scored a few chocolate bars and about 15 bucks.